you can buy a vibrator now.
like, dude. i have to wait two fucking years. so lucky.
this might be tmi but ive had a vibrator since i was 15 years old
the internet doesnt check your age
im precisely the kind of adult that shouldnt be looked to when someone needs an adult
its a family trait which is why i question how i even got to my teenage years with all four of my limbs still attached to my body
the birthday wishes in my ask are getting increasingly predatory as the night wears on
i should roll around in the mud to mask my scent
my younger and shorter and disproportionately sassier baby sister rose is an adult now too isnt that precious
go follow her blog and say happy birthday and congrats on getting the tentacles removed and stuff
(dont hit on her like you did on me though ill be steamed af)
oh my god
thats legitimately hurtful wtf
yessir mayor sir