john asking me if ive been using his shampoo when clearly my natural scent is synthetic fruit
id like to be supportive to karkat in his time of need and encourage him in his quest for gainful employment but at the same time?? ctfu
i havent laughed this hard since john realized that pedometers dont measure how much grannies want his nubile flesh
IN OTHER NEWS, I GOT A JOB AT PANERA.
THE MANAGER SAID HE WAS IMPRESSED BY MY ABILITY TO MAKE A SANDWICH BUT NOT SO MUCH BY MY PEOPLE SKILLS. I CAN’T FATHOM WHY CONSIDERING I’M SUCH A RAY OF GODDAMN SUNSHINE. ANYWAY I’M WORKING IN THE BACK NEAR THE FOOD AND FAR AWAY FROM THE GENERAL POPULACE.
I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AT PANERA.
TOO BAD NEJIS HUGE DICK DIDNT STOP HIM FROM DYING HUH
how dare you
over my dead narutos dick sucking body
ive met literally every milestone of adult life by tripping and skidding 70 feet on my face like
virginity?? dont worry i fucked that up something spectacular
pot?? got too nervous and bailed
alcohol?? started crying about carpeting
i dont even have my drivers license
i have no idea why preteen me thought id be out partying and bangin a different chick every night cause my entire existence revolves around my pet birds and waiting for subbed anime episodes to drop and also im gay
why blaze it when you can braise it *sears meat in fat and then simmers it in liquid on low heat in a covered pot*
just kidding smoke weed
every time i walk past roses room she gets up flashes naruto hand seals at me with a deadpan expression and then sits back down
im being harassed
to say just ninja isnt necessarily accurate she probably likes certain kunoichis better than neji or at least im hoping she does for the sake of our relationship and im assuming such in order to protect my mental image of her
tldr you just got fuckin SLAMMED nerd go back to the academy
edit: she just confirmed that she likes temari and tenten more
i can continue being related to her with a clear conscience
rose just told me shes above reblogging naruto memes for me so i want everyone to know her favorite shinobi is neji and shes a filthy neji apologist