Neko

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jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

i like doing the dishes because if someone tries to ask me about school i can run the garbage disposal

you are going to have to write that report eventually, dude.

SORRY DUDE I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS EXTREMELY EFFICIENT AND EXTREMELY DEAFENING GARBAGE DISPOSAL UNIT THERE IS SO MUCH GARBAGE IN THE SINK IM ELBOWS DEEP IN THE SLUDGE OF OUR OPULENT LIFESTYLE

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i like doing the dishes because if someone tries to ask me about school i can run the garbage disposal

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jonathanegbert:

i didn’t know who nash grier was, so i asked, and dave brought out the trash can from the kitchen.

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dannyaviclan:

*after I give someone a blowjob*

well that’s the end of this blowjob remember to rate the blowjob comment the blowjob and subscribe if you wanna have blowjobs similar to this one see ya

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the only people who watch teennick are like 10 y/os

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i went on quizilla to see what the most recent quizzes were bc i thought for some reason maybe quizilla had a thriving community and with the dawn of a diaspora on their heels they might be churning out some of the best quizzes yet but i was wrong

i went on quizilla to see what the most recent quizzes were bc i thought for some reason maybe quizilla had a thriving community and with the dawn of a diaspora on their heels they might be churning out some of the best quizzes yet but i was wrong

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liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Anonymous said: will max "godheadcomplex" return

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i saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “i felt like destroying something beautiful”

straight boys are still jerking their sweaty meat to that piece of premillenial garbage

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TFW ANDREW HUSSIE JUST ANNOUNCED THE END OF THE GIGAPAUSE

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(172 notes) OOC

jonathanegbert:

dude, you can’t ban me from the bed in my own room. 

this has been my room for decades. 

i watched my first shitty porn here! 

oh my god i dont want to know about whatever scatalogical misadventures you may have had in middle school

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jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

dave said drop it like it’s hot for the first time in 2 months.

im trying to tentatively reclaim something that was once very meaningful to me okay dont give me stage fright

yeah? and who stole this precious phrase from you anyway?

my overzealous adorers on the internet

and i was worried you had lost your sense of humor. 
guess i can sleep easy tonight!

enjoy your night on the couch i cant believe youre invalidating my struggle

the life of an e-celeb is fraught with hardship

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jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

dave said drop it like it’s hot for the first time in 2 months.

im trying to tentatively reclaim something that was once very meaningful to me okay dont give me stage fright

yeah? and who stole this precious phrase from you anyway?

my overzealous adorers on the internet

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