Neko

adding insult to irony
jonathanegbert said: do you see the look i am giving you? look to your left for a second, now put the laptop away, you have a test to take tomorrow, you dweeb.

technically ‘tomorrow’ is today i have a final exam to take today in a couple hours and i need to sleep ok im relinquishing the laptop and burying my face in pillow good night

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Anonymous said: you and john should make out

extended tmi thursday when i say i have narratophilia i really fucking mean it as in words like slut whore bitch etc are my kink egbert plz take my laptop away

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jonathanegbert replied to your post
wow, two people unfollowed me just now too.

true homies we ride together we lose two followers together

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golly gee egbert thats your wiener in my mouth

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tell me to go to sleep right now or ill fail the only subject ive ever loved

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jonathanegbert said: i promise i only sang it once. heheheh.
no, it'll be something else.
i just usually do it after you sleep because i am too embarrassed about someone hearing me sing.

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s’ok that was ages ago it barely even happened dude

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stoopxkid:

im sick of waking up and not being snoop dogg

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Anonymous said: is there anything you DON'T like about john?

i guess

when he got angry at me for being too depressed?

it didnt really snap me out of it i just felt even worse and ridiculous on top of it which sent me spiraling down further for a while afterwards only i pretended like that funk was behind me

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Anonymous said: what's your favorite anime of this season? of all time?

im currently watching ouran high school host club but come on is the second question even a question its tengen toppa gurren lagann

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jonathanegbert said: i hope you don't mind if i try to sing or something tonight, when we are trying to sleep. call me crazy, but sometimes i do it when you sleep and it seems to make you feel better. occasionally.
i think we need something like that tonight.
don't mind me, i'm just embarrassing myself over here.

oh uh

ok

thank you

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kawaiians:

is writing a 10-page smut fic of you fucking the person you like and sending it to them an acceptable way of confessing affection

i would accept it

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davidstrider:

wuthering heights

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