Neko

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Reblog if you like pizza or have unlocked the sharingan

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naruto isnt real in this universe??

im resetting the timeline i can still make things right

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i want john to change his last name from egbert to “of the funk” asap or ill break up with him

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chomei:

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST MEME TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET THANK GOD FOR THIS THIS IT MAKES ME FEEL RELIGIOUS I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH AND PRAISE GOD FOR LETTING THIS IMAGE EXIST

chomei:

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST MEME TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET THANK GOD FOR THIS THIS IT MAKES ME FEEL RELIGIOUS I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH AND PRAISE GOD FOR LETTING THIS IMAGE EXIST

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Anonymous said: Y'know what the best part of following you is? I followed you before I read Homestuck thinking you were just a blogger with a really strange boyfriend. And I enjoyed following you then. And then I read Homestuck and suddenly everything made sense and following you only got /better/. Your character development is amazing and I've rly enjoyed watching your John grow and change- and still remain a dorky kid at heart. <3

jonathanegbert:

[[ OH NO THATS REALLY SWEET thank you 

you just made my day :D 
i’m glad youve endured following john and his antics thus far lmao

"with a really strange boyfriend" bye

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absylphe replied to your post: when i was in school i didnt even get …

It Does If It’s Steve Buscemi Salami

kanaya im appalled

steve buscemi salami isnt for eating its for cherishing

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when i was in school i didnt even get “a pleasure to have in class” on my report cards

i got “dave is gay definitely gay” and “a log of salami with nothing else doesnt constitute a proper lunch mr strider”

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jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

what did john even do to woo me? nothing just subjected me to hours of him making fart sounds with his armpit over skype my standards are rock bottom

do you know anybody else who can play “god save the queen” with their armpit?

no and by god i hope there arent more of you

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drjaegerjaeger said: I would be your stepfather but I don't have the money sadly

tch

youre not my real “not my real dad”

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johns my new stepdad i hope he tries to bond with me over sports

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