Neko

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Anonymous said: defending naruto wont make his dick longer, dave. or better than neji.

davidstrider:

TOO BAD NEJIS HUGE DICK DIDNT STOP HIM FROM DYING HUH

my sister unfollowed my blog

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Anonymous said: defending naruto wont make his dick longer, dave. or better than neji.

TOO BAD NEJIS HUGE DICK DIDNT STOP HIM FROM DYING HUH

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Anonymous said: uh huh there isnt all that much dick to suck anyway

HOW DARE YOU

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Anonymous said: scuse me strider if youre done suckin narutos dick i think we can all come to the peaceful conclusion that neji is the best

over my dead narutos dick sucking body

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ive met literally every milestone of adult life by tripping and skidding 70 feet on my face like virginity?? dont worry i fucked it up pot?? got too nervous alcohol?? started crying about carpeting i dont even have my drivers license

i have no idea why preteen me thought id be out partying and bangin a different chick every night cause my entire existence revolves around my pet birds and waiting for subbed anime episodes to drop and also im gay

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davidstrider:

why blaze it when you can braise it *sears meat in fat and then simmers it in liquid on low heat in a covered pot*

just kidding smoke weed

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every time i walk past roses room she gets up flashes naruto hand seals at me with a deadpan expression and then sits back down

im being harassed

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Anonymous said: dont think we didnt see you write ninja originally punk your shinobi cover up wont save you

to say just ninja isnt necessarily accurate she probably likes certain kunoichis better than neji or at least im hoping she does for the sake of our relationship and im assuming such in order to protect my mental image of her

tldr you just got SLAMMED nerd go back to the academy

edit: she just confirmed that she likes temari and tenten more

i can continue being related to her with a clear conscience

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rose just told me shes above reblogging naruto memes for me so i want everyone to know her favorite shinobi is neji and shes a filthy neji apologist

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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

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etsyifyourenasty:

Coffin iPod Dock

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remember that one 4/20 where john and i tried pot except i only pretended to try pot and john actually tried pot

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