there are people who think naruto and sasuke are straight despite the fact that basically any episode of naruto is like getting deepdicked in the throat with an overtly homoromantic relationship? i can hardly breathe through all the dicks jammed in my mouth
well thats it. the last spark of childlike genuine affection for something i had has been extinguished. it is spinning gifs of obscure cartoon characters emulating the style of geocities websites, incessantly getting things wrong just to be obtuse, and elaborate the bratz movie aus as far as the eye can see. i am now simply a monolith of three-times removed irony only interacting with the world through a blur of incomprehensible injokes with itself.
so what if i jerk it to my own nudes. doesnt necessarily mean im narcissistic
i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
i wore a snapback hat today.
dave is pretending he doesn’t know me.
man ive been praying three months now for you to stop dressing like a straight white boy like are you there god its me dave s o fuckin s
but ive just had to accept that god hates me
eating a piece of bread covered in maple syrup bc we ran out of eggos and i ran out of self-respect
it just occured to me that i couldve made french toast
goodbye forever im embarking on my byronic self-exile starting tomorrow
im scrolling through my dashboard and people are casually talking about how they died like last year and how the afterlife is treating them and its just making me want normal friends. im tired of eternal halloween