Neko

(Source: grinderman2)

→ Sep 18 2014 / PERMALINK

→ Sep 18 2014 / PERMALINK

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there are people who think naruto and sasuke are straight despite the fact that basically any episode of naruto is like getting deepdicked in the throat with an overtly homoromantic relationship? i can hardly breathe through all the dicks jammed in my mouth

→ Sep 18 2014 / PERMALINK

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cephalodogs:

well thats it. the last spark of childlike genuine affection for something i had has been extinguished. it is spinning gifs of obscure cartoon characters emulating the style of geocities websites, incessantly getting things wrong just to be obtuse, and elaborate the bratz movie aus as far as the eye can see. i am now simply a monolith of three-times removed irony only interacting with the world through a blur of incomprehensible injokes with itself.

→ Sep 17 2014 / PERMALINK

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

→ Sep 16 2014 / PERMALINK

coalgirls:

when someone in the class has the same name as u

image

→ Sep 16 2014 / PERMALINK

→ Sep 16 2014 / PERMALINK

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cryptonloids:

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

cryptonloids:

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

→ Sep 13 2014 / PERMALINK

so what if i jerk it to my own nudes. doesnt necessarily mean im narcissistic 

→ Sep 12 2014 / PERMALINK

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fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

→ Sep 12 2014 / PERMALINK

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

→ Sep 12 2014 / PERMALINK

(Source: 7at1stroke)

→ Sep 11 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert:

i wore a snapback hat today.
dave is pretending he doesn’t know me.

man ive been praying three months now for you to stop dressing like a straight white boy like are you there god its me dave s o fuckin s

but ive just had to accept that god hates me

→ Sep 8 2014 / PERMALINK

davidstrider:

eating a piece of bread covered in maple syrup bc we ran out of eggos and i ran out of self-respect

it just occured to me that i couldve made french toast

goodbye forever im embarking on my byronic self-exile starting tomorrow

→ Sep 8 2014 / PERMALINK

im scrolling through my dashboard and people are casually talking about how they died like last year and how the afterlife is treating them and its just making me want normal friends. im tired of eternal halloween

→ Sep 8 2014 / PERMALINK

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