godheadcomplex:

dave and john are arguing over whether lip gloss has a taste or not

(Source: risingtensions)

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

if we can run diagonally and sit on benches in pokemon xy maybe the next gen will have professor oak remember his grandsons name

i vote jade for most adorably deadly baby

darrynek:

but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage

jonathanegbert:

dave let me be the big spoon, except i’m too short, so instead of cuddling there is this flat tango thing going on.
i gave up once he started laughing at my efforts to make it work.

prick.

i like when youre the big spoon

(Source: seapuke)

this entire post is embarrassing for nine people

my summer plans thus far are looking a lot like “watch breaking amish every day”

(Source: blamblamfever)

(Source: zeldasboyfriend)

vgjunk:

Back to the Future Part II & III, NES.