January 2012
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20 minutes until a year that wont be any different from this one because bad habits dont magically change themselves just because ive hung up a new calendar and write a different last digit when i date my papers
Jan 1st
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> Slide into Dave's room.
jonathanegbert: You do your best to ignore the bloody trail that runs from your lips and smears with your touch. To ignore every explainable feeling that renders your emotions distraught and garbled. When your hand ghosts across his doorframe, his position awakens the deepest of foreign feral concern. In a split moment, you are in front of him, closing your arms about his curled body and...
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: ==>Tell John what's wrong
Jan 1st
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jonathanegbert asked: are you in your room?
Jan 1st
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reeking of alcohol but not actually being drunk because your parent spilled their wine all over your pants and not particularly being bothered enough to change clothes: new years eve edition
Jan 1st
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aninkywisp asked: >Ask John for a hug.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: > Dave: At least try and talk to him, coolkid.
Jan 1st
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princeofdesudesu asked: > Dave: Try to ask John why he's mad.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: ==> Have your New Year's Kiss with John
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: ==> Sober the fuck up and go to your man
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: ==>Start some sick fires with the nearest person.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: ==>dress in drag and do the hula
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: >play strip poker. hell yessss
Jan 1st
> enter command →
Jan 1st
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jonathanegbert asked: i'm on the roof, not going anywhere.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: what if i told you i am john?
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: what if i let john join us?
Jan 1st
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jonathanegbert asked: i'm not mad. just have fun dude, ok?
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: i want to fuck you roughly
Jan 1st
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kawaiiamon asked: I THINK YOU SHOULD LAY DOWN OR SOMETHING DAVE JUST DONT SAY ANYTHING STUPID
Jan 1st
djbro replied to your post: you need some water holy shit sso now you carer
Jan 1st
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are you gusy mad at me whaddid i do fcuk did i fuck up
Jan 1st
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jonathanegbert asked: have fun ok.
Jan 1st
i dnot wana HEAR ABOUT TAVORSS DICK stop wher ist hat evne COMIGN FROM
Jan 1st
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jonathanegbert asked: i turn away for a minute and you're totally plastered. nice one.
Jan 1st
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djbro replied to your post: you cant even use the fucking phone can you dont tyou fuckign evne make me try i sweare to godfs i willt call cpse on you asshole  get drnuk with me
Jan 1st
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kawaiiamon asked: How doki does john make your kokoro
Jan 1st
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djbro asked: i should be more responsible and tell you to cut it out but this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: Mmm, earsex is kinky.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: Yeah figured you'd only like it fresh from the tap.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: when you blew john did he come in your mouth
Jan 1st
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toreadeadass asked: hAHAH, i'M NOT THAT BIG,,, i AM BIGGER THAN AVERAGE THOUGH,
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: you say you loved john for years, does that mean you spent the entire game just pining for him secretly and you never told him a thing? did that not hurt?
Jan 1st
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad replied to your post: i alwysas knew he was packign but daaaamnm someones overovercompensaytingge
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: what is your deepest fear?
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: I figured John was bottlin his spunk for you.
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: wwant some royal purple
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: y'know at first I thought you were talking about spunk.
Jan 1st
explani to me the appeal of lqiuids that taste like SHITE and costt over hudnreds of bucx per bottle and inhibt inihbi inhibit god this si NASTY someone denastifyy thsi for me pleaes
Jan 1st
god thsi stuff tastes so NBAD wow/w
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: [i just wanted to tell you that you are basically the best dave. yeah. ok. ]
Jan 1st
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ok if youre gonna leave alcohol lying around for people to trip on i might as well just get unspeakably drunk
Jan 1st
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sutorideru-kun-deactivated20120 asked: (im gonna keep this short and sweet since i generally suck @ words and feels: youre p much my inspiration for dave at all ever always. even on my other rp accounts which are long gone. yep)
Jan 1st
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i tripped on a glass of white wine and now my socks are damp and smell horrifiterrible oops i hope that wasnt expensive
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: Its... Indie music..Right?
Jan 1st
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prankmaster asked: [ you are so cute. how can someone be so cute?? you are so precious and cute and oh gosh it's so neat to see your dave too. he's just the right amount of chill, dweeb, and snark. i love it. i really admire the way you write too. u////u hopefully this new year will give me a chance to play against you or talk to you more or both!! /o/ ]
Jan 1st
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egbertiann asked: ahh yes your taste in music is WONDERFUL!
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: I really like your taste of music. So you have good taste of music in my opinion.
Jan 1st
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mysho asked: im not even gonna send this to your main account because i just want to say wow, this past year has had its ups and downs but i met you, and we bonded in a way that i didnt quite comprehend and still dont, and now we are together and i love you more than i can even describe. that alone is why 2011 has been the best year of my life, and i look forward to sharing my heart with you for all the years...
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: wwhat are you swwallowwin thats thick
Jan 1st