February 2012
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godheadcomplex:
dave, jade, and rose all get the cafeteria lunch. john brings food from home.
naturally, john’s lunch is prepared by his dad with love. whenever his brown baggie isn’t bursting with baked goods, it’s overflowing with sandwiches butchered by cookie cutters.
dave usually eats john’s cupcakes and stuff, but john NEVER. ever. lets dave have his dinosaur-shaped sandwiches like no...
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davestridercrying liked your post: jonathanegbert submitted: by the way i…
jonathanegbert submitted:
by the way i wanted to clarify.
and i am submitting it here because i will probably ramble on too long for an ask.
you could publish it or not i guess it is up to you.
whether or not sburb had happened, i probably would have fallen in love with you anyway.
i know you probably know already but i was always bullied a lot when i was a kid, and as much as i call you a...
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CG: I HATE MY LIFE.
TG: i hate your life
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jonathanegbert asked: d-dave. oh my gosh. i am literally in tears. dave i.
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Anonymous asked: When... did you realize you loved John (or he loved you)? What was it like? sorry if you've already explained this, I'm a newer follower
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how to rp dave part 6
if you eat, sleep, or shower regularly
stop
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got my other chick huggin wit my other chick
huggin all night n**** we aint celibate
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jonathanegbert:
The ebb and flow of the air carries his voice along the freestanding space you’d both occupied. Familiar swirling patterns follow the train of his voice along an airspace only you could observe, fading off with a nostalgic trace you’d both missed and hid from.
You could not read him. Could not see past the opaque surface with merely monotony and half-hearted greetings. The...
jonathanegbert:
Dark hypnotic swell encased the heavy canting of the false pretense of breath. In a story where the heir of breath himself does nothing but rule wind, you are merely the fallen protagonist at the crescendo of descent. At some point, you laugh, a dim echoing screech waving in rivulets of liquid static and binary, sizzling illusion forced to reality, two dimensions thrust into...
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Fingers wrapped loosely around the hilt of a sword, you make your way to the roof. It’s been months since you’ve last had a strife, and longer since you’ve last practiced. You feel kind of guilty but you’ve been busy. At least, with this weather, the soles of your sneakers won’t melt into the pavement. As you ascend, the smoky silhouettes of your brother and John...
godheadcomplex:
juahaa:
godheadcomplex:
dont watch an anime called homestuck
homestuck isn’t an anime
oh my god
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Empathy Test →
fortunatossoliloquy:
sardonicpuppeteer:
castazel:
17………………………..
22.
Yeah, okay.
41.
Apparently the average is about 42.
30
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
ok i admit that i was incredibly gay just now im gonna go breathe heavily on a sweat encrusted football for a bit to offset the homo
sharkbabefandom replied to your photo:
that is a lot of tabs i think you need some help
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i don’t think you have enough tabs open
cloudbush replied to your photo:
max your open tabs…
an old man
turned ninety-eight
he won the lottery
and died the next day
its a black fly
in your chardonnay
its a death row pardon
two minutes too late
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jonathanegbert asked: i'm alive. i'm ok. no not really. i'm not hurt sort of i'm fine but i'm not fine. i fixed the transportalizer. i fixed it and i'll come back just promise me you won't look at me.
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i gave mapcrunch a fashionably late try
i landed in the middle of some godforsaken taiwanese rice paddy
needless to say i gave up
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Fuck You // Lily Allen
Fuck you Fuck you very,...
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jonathanegbert:
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A minute flashes by and John’s shed his pants and started relieving you of yours. Each zipper notch that John drags the slider down (with his TEETH wow you didn’t think he’d ever-) serves to both alleviate and amplify how fucking turned on you are, and when he presses his tongue to your underpants-covered dick,
TG: ah fuck
the hands you’ve...
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jonathanegbert asked: dang i just got rejected that stings like a tanker truck to the face dude.
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jonathanegbert asked: dave hey hey dave. dave hey. dave. hey. hey dave. eskimo kisses.
jonathanegbert replied to your post:
if you turn into a bunny, can i put you in a box.
yeah ok whatever
being a bunny is gonna seriously interfere with blogging so you might as well
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Anonymous asked: ∩( ・ω・)∩ αŋσŋ ₪αφΦ€!~♥ Your a bunny now! (＾▽＾)
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bro spilled red bull in my hair
i leave you guys for a couple hours for a nap and i come back to all of you dicking around on a google maps lookalike
god forbid if i get a full nights sleep
ill come back to liveblogged forks stuck in outlets