its been brought to my attention that shitposting is talking shit about people and not posting while
no thats fine thats how all my friendships start ideally
i retrieve a fist full of glitter from my back pocket and blow it into your face
smh youd be even more unscrupulous than jade at gta
nary a scruple in sight
i’m not sure if this is real, but tumblr user davidstrider is apparently following me and i’m in so much disbelief i’ve refreshed my notifications 50 times.
what an uncreative url did they put any effort into that like at all
smh kids these days
they dont read
im playing gta again and i always have at least some hesitation when i break the law but jade feels nothing jade took down two police helicopters landed her plane on a moving bus and hired a stripper to celebrate
when life hands you lemons you probably just found lemons
me running into john in public
i like how these are used interchangeably, like one is a perfect substitute for the other.
which would be true, but i digress.
i needed to hock a loogie but i fucked it up and my professor walked by and straight up all i could do was