Neko

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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

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etsyifyourenasty:

Coffin iPod Dock

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remember that one 4/20 where john and i tried pot except i only pretended to try pot and john actually tried pot

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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(Source: no-aged)

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(Source: blokelahoma)

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carcinoantagonist said: AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ABOUT HOW I STOMPED YOU INTO THE DUST??? PLEASE, I WANT THEM TO ENJOY YOUR DEFEAT AS MUCH AS I HAVE.

carcinoantagonist:

davidstrider:

why would i do that when i can tell them about your illustrious career as a neopian times journalist instead:

I’M NOT ASHAMED OF MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE NEOPETS COMMUNITY.  TRY HARDER.

well you have me beat then dude

i cant win against someone brimming with as much confidence as you

im ripping the “internet coolkid” patch from my sleeve and having it couriered to you asap

take care of it its been a heavy burden to bear these past three years

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carcinoantagonist said: AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ABOUT HOW I STOMPED YOU INTO THE DUST??? PLEASE, I WANT THEM TO ENJOY YOUR DEFEAT AS MUCH AS I HAVE.

why would i do that when i can tell them about your illustrious career as a neopian times journalist instead:

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jonathanegbert:

carcinoantagonist:

I CAN’T HEAR YOU, YOUR HEAD IS SHOVED TOO FAR UP YOUR ASS.

i was practicing my contortionist abilities.

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conairconfessions:

drinkwindex:

conairconfessions:

i know a whopping two daves and both of them are really into naruto. one of which is probably really unhealthily obsessed with it. what do i do.

this is what you do

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you could always try this

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captainleijon said: :33 < *ac saunters into your ask box with a couple of smug grins on her face. she purroclaims that she has gotten the mighty crab beast to change his horrendous theme! she infurms you that she wouldnt exactly call it "karkat-0, dave-1000" anymore, since she has b33n brought into this as well! so now its more like "karkat-0, dave-2, nepeta- all the points efur!!!" since i was the one who ultimately won this fight!! ac ends her bragging by doing a cute little jig*

B\ < *tg defurs to your judgment just this once but only beclaws hes too busy rolling up the corpse of karkats old theme into a nice fat blunt for easter*

B\ < *tg drops acs payment by the entrance of her cave and kicks it smartly in*

B\ < *tg suggests we do business again before adjusting his suit lapels and disappearing in a cloud of smoke*

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intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

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holy fucking infant christ im level two in neoquest
would you look at that
i havent achieved anything of this magnitude since i was 13 years old

holy fucking infant christ im level two in neoquest

would you look at that

i havent achieved anything of this magnitude since i was 13 years old

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