Neko

carcinoantagonist:

davidstrider:

carcinoantagonist replied to your post: anonymous said:karkat is black ha…

I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT ANYTHING’S BETTER THAN FRUITS BASKET.

its a fruits basket character you fucking low level internet scum

lets stay together itsumo

OK SEE I THINK I’M SASUKE.  MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE AND I’M GRUMPY AND EVERYBODY KEEPS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME.

im laughing because you think you deserve to be sasuke

i dont even eat my boyfriends ass but i would toss sasuke uchihas salad thoroughly

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Anonymous said: open your foot

carcinoantagonist:

WHAT???

please open boobs

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carcinoantagonist replied to your post: anonymous said:karkat is black ha…

I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT ANYTHING’S BETTER THAN FRUITS BASKET.

its a fruits basket character you fucking low level internet scum

lets stay together itsumo

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roxialalonde:

do u think dave will cry if i steal the pkmn2000 wafflebox from him

dont do this. im gay and crying right now

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jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

you can tell it’s midnight when dave remembers to get on tumblr and talk about anime.

wrong fool i just finished rewatching all 593 episodes of the naruto anime and i am no longer afraid to die

you say this like i was not there, watching your ass merge with the seat like some kind of freaky fusion meld.

you didnt hold my hand when jiraiya died so you might as well not have been there at all 

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Anonymous said: karkat is black haru 24/7

you have a point

this is the exact expression he wears whenever we encounter each other in public

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(18 notes) Anonymous

jonathanegbert:

you can tell it’s midnight when dave remembers to get on tumblr and talk about anime.

wrong fool i just finished rewatching all 593 episodes of the naruto anime and i am no longer afraid to die

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carcinoantagonist:

davidstrider:

karkat is almost as cool as anime on a good day

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I AM MUCH COOLER AND MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN ANIME EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE ANIME IS BULLSHIT FOR LOSERS, BUT I’M TOO BUSY BEING SHOCKED BY THE AMOUNT OF FAITH YOU APPARENTLY PUT IN ME.  ARE YOU REALLY READY TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THIS LEVEL.  

if you were an anime youd be fruits basket

sorry i was busy ignoring the paragraph you set before me in order to arrive at this conclusion

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sollux is almost as cool as anime too but like only the animes you watch because theyre notoriously hard to understand so you consume them to add to your anime cred and not really because you think theyre worth consuming

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karkat is almost as cool as anime on a good day

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you used to say that to me a lot.

I DID NOT

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(5 notes) jonathanegbert

all i have left in this world is a box of limited edition eggo waffles promoting the movie pokemon 2000

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remember in 2011 when people used to say ‘come at me bro’

god that was awful

im glad the human race has evolved since then if even just by this much

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cosmo tip #889

expertcosmotips:

he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del

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(Source: bewareofmpreg)

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