adding insult to irony



 popped collar(s)

your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are 16 YEARS OLD. amongst your many hobbies are strong passions for churning out INSANELY FLY BEATS, refining your AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS, and maintaining your IRONIC WEBCOMIC. although you're still a RAPPER 4 LYF, your MUSIC TASTES have gone down more obscure, indie paths as of late. people have a tendency to MAKE JABS AT YOUR INDIE CRED, which is LAME. you play A BUTTLOAD OF VIDEO GAMES and SOMETIMES YOU LIVEBLOG THEM. often to your reputation's disadvantage. a couple years ago, you may or may not have played a game that ENDED THE WORLD. but is that really important?? you are kind of a BIG FUCKING DEAL and the world is looking pretty UNENDED.

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