your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are 18 YEARS OLD. amongst your many hobbies are strong passions for churning out INSANELY FLY BEATS, refining your AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS, and maintaining your SUCCESSFUL WEBCOMIC. although you're still a RAPPER 4 LYF, your MUSIC TASTES have gone down more obscure, indie paths as of late. you are also SIGNIFICANTLY ARTSIER than you used to be, which is because the seventeen year old you HAS A VISION, but that's another story. a couple years ago, you may or may not have played a game that ENDED THE WORLD. but is that really important?? you are kind of a BIG DEAL and the world is looking pretty UNENDED.