Neko

Anonymous said: Every time you type fruits basket i read fruits brisket then get real hungry. Do you have any cuts of beef i can consume

yes i carry around well charred flank at all times specifically for handing out at moments like this

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Anonymous said: fruits basket is so good karkat watch it

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Anonymous said: nO dave i don't need to know about you and john's sex life

sometimes i kiss him on the

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Anonymous said: yo dave, what are you the god of.

the funk

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Anonymous said: jfc watch better anime

why did they even make anime before naruto

why did they even bother making anime after naruto

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Anonymous said: karkat is black haru 24/7

you have a point

this is the exact expression he wears whenever we encounter each other in public

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Anonymous said: you spoilered me for naruto! :(

were in the middle of a fuckin shinobi world war 

keep up or get wiped the fuck out soldier preparation is everything

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Anonymous said: What are some jobs you'd find interesting to do just for the ironic hell of it? Have you ever spray painted graffiti dicks on a wall or public contraption? Do you have a separate blog for photography or do you basically aspire to privately improve your skills for later public realization? What kind of shoes do you prefer for running? Is asking a lot of weird strange questions like this considered creepy to you? If so then tell me straight up, I was just curious about the coolest dude ever.
  1. the word irony makes my testicles shoot up into my chest cavity i regret so much
  2. nah. a lot of people think my blasé affect means i have no regard for the law but honestly if i got caught the dongs wouldnt be worth it
  3. i have a private website/portfolio thing im building up that i dont want hitting anyones sphere of awareness just yet
  4. wooden clogs no socks
  5. it fluffs my ego
  6. thanks man maybe one day ill step down and you can take over the imposing throne of coolest dude ever

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Anonymous said: put it up your poophole and turn it into a diamond using the force of your sphincter muscles

i am doing this right now bc im impressionable i hope youre happy

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Anonymous said: 'do i look like a gigantic tool' dave do you want an honest answer 2 that question

do i look like enough of a tool to be attracted to sasuke uchiha

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Anonymous said: i suggest wearing the thing he finds sexiest on your ass like tight boxers or something, but with completely baggy boxers underneath so u have like puffy pants under the nice ass pants it'll really remind him of the clowns of his childhood and get him going

im gonna take a wild guess and assume no one following my blog has ever had sex or will ever have sex

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Anonymous said: Obviously you should go sit on his face, grind your ass against his mouth while you lock your hands with his, and say "butt you promised"

are you a lawyer

is this legal advice

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Anonymous said: Thoughts on shriek porn!!!???

this is it

this is what having 8000 followers on tumblr dot com is like

this ask encapsulates my day to day microblogging experience

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Anonymous said: tell us your thoughts on duke nukem

if i had a dad??

it would be dukey

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Anonymous said: poor baby :( you don't like wax statues do you

no i dont

ill torch all of them into a massive collective wax puddle

sorta like the end of evangelion but rei ayanami is my flamethrower

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