oh jeez, my voice is deeper than it was when i woke up this morning, and i scared the piss out of myself and may or may not have projectiled a shoe out the open window and onto the side of my neighbor’s head.
wow, how did i do that??
…
by the way, i actually kind of look more like my age now. and by that i mean not like a preteen.
what i am miffed about is the fact i didn’t really get taller.
what
what is this
FUCK YES
IM NOT A COUGAR ANY MORE