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Anonymous said: defending naruto wont make his dick longer, dave. or better than neji.

TOO BAD NEJIS HUGE DICK DIDNT STOP HIM FROM DYING HUH

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Anonymous said: uh huh there isnt all that much dick to suck anyway

how dare you

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Anonymous said: scuse me strider if youre done suckin narutos dick i think we can all come to the peaceful conclusion that neji is the best

over my dead narutos dick sucking body

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Anonymous said: dont think we didnt see you write ninja originally punk your shinobi cover up wont save you

to say just ninja isnt necessarily accurate she probably likes certain kunoichis better than neji or at least im hoping she does for the sake of our relationship and im assuming such in order to protect my mental image of her

tldr you just got fuckin SLAMMED nerd go back to the academy

edit: she just confirmed that she likes temari and tenten more

i can continue being related to her with a clear conscience

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Anonymous said: i feel like we all need to take a stand against that nasty ass theme, i hope the giant pink anime chode i drew helped the cause

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solidarity my dude we will not be defeated by fluid neue not here not now

the internet has come too far as an interuniversal phenomenon for karkat to sincerely make fluid neue his blog theme. its literally the crusty smegma of themes

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Anonymous said: do you have any plans for john's birthday?

jade and i have got plans thatll knock the little goobers socks off and into orbit

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Anonymous said: a whole outfit made out of naruto forehead protectors

my aesthetic

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Anonymous said: Just checking, doesn't being the inofficial love child of Sasuke and Naruto put a lot of pressure on you? You're the blond Uchiha Dave. It's you. You have to live up to a lot of expectations.

theres not that much pressure because sasuke and naruto already have an official love child named menma who has his own movie

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look me in the eyes and tell me kishimoto doesnt struggle with not drawing sasuke and naruto fucking every chapter

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Anonymous said: stay strong dave naruto believes in you

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Anonymous said: im sending half a crate of ramen i have left over from finals week. also check the vents frequently. shove a towel in the crack under the door. dont open anything. these are trying times

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Anonymous said: Are you checking the bedroom? You may have actually trapped yourself

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Anonymous said: talk about inazuma eleven. what has your experience with it been like? what insights have you gained from it? what have you learned from endou mamoru and his team, and what can you say about the challenges they had to face?

not a naruto question —-> discarded

i draw a new card from the deck and place a monster face down in defense mode

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Anonymous said: whats the best ask u have ever gotten

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Anonymous said: which trophy case will you devote to the german naruto opening in your great ironic arts museum?

obviously the entire ironic arts museum will be the german naruto openings trophy case itll be the primary exhibit

the whole floor will be tiled with plasma screen tvs that play the opening on loop and the stairs will have lcd displays that scroll through the lyrics

secondary exhibits are roxys snapchats to me and random rocks rose found on the sidewalk and gave to me because she thinks im still eight

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Anonymous said: "for the record i watch sappy shoujo animes only"

when did i say this

i know i said it but i dont remember which period of my life contained such concentrated denial and pretense

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