i still like the pink but ive been contemplating returning to my natural hair color??
my time as the protagonist of this anime is approaching an end
when you sent me this did you expect me to shuck my pants off at the mere mention of ajj
thats not how you get a conversation out of me
i require more wining and dining than your three letter message afforded me
my eyebrow game is the only thing i have going for me so i cant
you can buy a vibrator now.
like, dude. i have to wait two fucking years. so lucky.
this might be tmi but ive had a vibrator since i was 15 years old
the internet doesnt check your age
im precisely the kind of adult that shouldnt be looked to when someone needs an adult
its a family trait which is why i question how i even got to my teenage years with all four of my limbs still attached to my body
one of my limbs is probably fake and i just dont realize it
i bet its my left leg
the birthday wishes in my ask are getting increasingly predatory as the night wears on
i should roll around in the mud to mask my scent
yessir mayor sir
thanks i know #twerkteam
this is the worst birthday message ive ever received
christ this is precious
dmmd is actually an adult dating sim
people on tumblr are just trying to be highbrow about it when they neglect to mention that the entire point of dmmd is trying to get a dick in the protagonists ass
i dictate all of my text posts to our shirtless butlers fabio and sebastian while they fan me and feed me grapes and the occasional bagel
like i gotta start having standards for personal hygiene in case someone propositions me for certain services with a very large amount of money
alternatively what are you talking about everyone turns 17 twice right??
took my hands in his and kissed them and thanked me for being there
i think he might be gay