Neko

you used to say that to me a lot.

I DID NOT

→ Aug 24 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: that's right, i have gay thoughts. what are you gonna do about it?

well i cant let my best bro have gay thoughts i might have to do something drastic like suck your dick so that the gay thoughts cant catch you

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jonathanegbert said: i was just gonna say i need you to kiss me.

haha gayyyyyy

→ Aug 11 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: hey, do you think you can do me a favor?

of course john my man whats up

what can the davester do for you

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me leaving this sleepover:

image

→ Jul 14 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: you're like an embarrassing father, but you have all your hair.

someone finally said it

→ Jul 9 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: would you still think i'm pretty with a long mullet? hehehe.

yes but i swear to god please dont do this to me i just got out of my worshipping the 80s phase

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jonathanegbert said: hey, remember that game you played a while ago with the blue haired mullet guy? i want your opinion on how that kind of mullet would look on me.

the only route i played was the one where the mullet gets chopped off

→ Jul 6 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: > sneaks off downstairs and waits a few minutes. he sneaks back in and taps dave on the shoulder to get his attention, and shoves a pie tin of cool whip in his face

ill give you thirty minutes to pack a bag catch a bus and create as large a distance between us possible before i chase after your ass

→ Jun 21 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: hey. happy anniversary.

hey yourself and happy anniversary to you too dork

→ Jun 12 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: if the creepy salami would make you that happy, i guess i could consider it, or something.

it would make me the happiest man alive

buy me the steve buscemi muscle salami <3333 

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jonathanegbert said: you're not punk and i'm telling everyone.

no dont ive already gone through so much today

(“you didnt do anything but wake up and use the internet”)

ive gone through too much

→ Apr 14 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: please stop quoting naruto when we have sex.

only when you let me get in that ass like one thousand years of pain

→ Mar 30 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: do you ever fear for the safety of your nipples?

thats an incredibly loaded question

→ Mar 24 2014 / PERMALINK

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you’re so fucking disgusting.

→ Mar 18 2014 / PERMALINK

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