Neko

me leaving this sleepover:

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→ Jul 14 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: you're like an embarrassing father, but you have all your hair.

someone finally said it

→ Jul 9 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: would you still think i'm pretty with a long mullet? hehehe.

yes but i swear to god please dont do this to me i just got out of my worshipping the 80s phase

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jonathanegbert said: hey, remember that game you played a while ago with the blue haired mullet guy? i want your opinion on how that kind of mullet would look on me.

the only route i played was the one where the mullet gets chopped off

→ Jul 6 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: > sneaks off downstairs and waits a few minutes. he sneaks back in and taps dave on the shoulder to get his attention, and shoves a pie tin of cool whip in his face

ill give you thirty minutes to pack a bag catch a bus and create as large a distance between us possible before i chase after your ass

→ Jun 21 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert said: hey. happy anniversary.

hey yourself and happy anniversary to you too dork

→ Jun 12 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: if the creepy salami would make you that happy, i guess i could consider it, or something.

it would make me the happiest man alive

buy me the steve buscemi muscle salami <3333 

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jonathanegbert said: you're not punk and i'm telling everyone.

no dont ive already gone through so much today

(“you didnt do anything but wake up and use the internet”)

ive gone through too much

→ Apr 14 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: please stop quoting naruto when we have sex.

only when you let me get in that ass like one thousand years of pain

→ Mar 30 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: do you ever fear for the safety of your nipples?

thats an incredibly loaded question

→ Mar 24 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert replied to your post: Read More →

you’re so fucking disgusting.

→ Mar 18 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert said: hey dude. i don't want to be too forward, but you have a nice ass, you should call me sometime. because i am flirting with you.

can someone please tell me if johns flirting with me i cant tell

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jonathanegbert said: so i got a little bit drunk last night, and i wrote you a song, and i remember it, for the most part anyway.

aw what thats adorable

serenade me egbert sing my virtues

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jonathanegbert replied to your post: do i do healthy things for myself beca…

do it because you are a good person and you take good care of yourself, i love you.

ok

ily2

→ Feb 20 2014 / PERMALINK

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jonathanegbert replied to your post: anonymous asked:whats the perfect…

that sounds a little like last sunday.

[loud blaring alarms start to sound] [i slam my hand on a big red button] [all twenty computer monitors flashing esoteric graphics recede into the background and sections of mechanized drywall slide into place in front of them] (ive been found out) (fuck) haha how long have you been here

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