aw what thats adorable
serenade me egbert sing my virtues
do it because you are a good person and you take good care of yourself, i love you.
that sounds a little like last sunday.
[loud blaring alarms start to sound] [i slam my hand on a big red button] [all twenty computer monitors flashing esoteric graphics recede into the background and sections of mechanized drywall slide into place in front of them] (ive been found out) (fuck) haha how long have you been here
just casually scoot your seat over 2 inches every class period and before you know it, they won’t be an issue.
id have to rip my seat out of its metal/concrete connection to the ground to scoot it over but since youre my loving spouse that i value before all else ill do it
blogger on the streets
blogger in the sheets
next youll be asking me to show you how to kiss so when you do it with a girl for realsies she wont dump her latte in your hair or get rushed off to reconstructive facial surgery
im not encouraging this omg
wipe the concealer off your nipples before rose finds out what you did with her dr jart water bb cream
its not even your color
what john failed to mention when he linked to my nge theory post is that im right and my vast knowledge of the evangelion universe is attractive and valuable
johns anime-shaming me again
ok i trust you
i have a lot of faith in any piece of paper that says you went through 8 years of schooling to learn how to shove your tongue in my mouth
are you sure this is standard procedure doctor
your dentistry methods seem kind of unorthodox
wow youre right
this is an impenetrable forcefield of birth control
> leans down and picks one up for closer inspection
you bought more of the glow in the dark ones??
i think once a penis exceeds 16 inches it stops being a penis
what im saying is what you did there was give your character an extremely sensitive and squishy jointless third leg without a foot and that he should probably invest in a dickhead snuggly/ugg snow boot combo to protect it
ill use the pile of clothes you left behind to start prototyping the boot thx john
when we debut at paris fashion week ill give you a shout-out