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thanks for drawing a schlong on the back of my neck

it would be dumb if that was my intent because you already went ahead and drew yourself a third and fourth eyebrow

me putting effort into it would just make the whole thing redundant

nah i just wanna see you try really hard at wiggling your eyebrows

no thats not allowed

they all have to fight until theres only one singular eyebrow

there can only be one

jonathanegbert replied to your post: i dont have anything to say about this

your nipples are kind of pointy.

please unsay that right this instant

jonathanegbert replied to your post: i named one of the birds ollie and the other…

artemis keeps hiding in my hair.

my son

while im at it roselle and jadine are late for supper

tut tut

youre welcome dude

_<3

im not gonna spell macconahay right until you spell bieber right

youre forgetting our son cardboard cutout justin bieber

!!!!!!!

what no

im concerned about the inclusion of my butt in a sentence about spring cleaning

you were just looking at mine you traitor.

by looking at yours i saw mine and i despised what i saw