no dont ive already gone through so much today
(“you didnt do anything but wake up and use the internet”)
ive gone through too much
only when you let me get in that ass like one thousand years of pain
thats an incredibly loaded question
can someone please tell me if johns flirting with me i cant tell
aw what thats adorable
serenade me egbert sing my virtues
do it because you are a good person and you take good care of yourself, i love you.
that sounds a little like last sunday.
[loud blaring alarms start to sound] [i slam my hand on a big red button] [all twenty computer monitors flashing esoteric graphics recede into the background and sections of mechanized drywall slide into place in front of them] (ive been found out) (fuck) haha how long have you been here
just casually scoot your seat over 2 inches every class period and before you know it, they won’t be an issue.
id have to rip my seat out of its metal/concrete connection to the ground to scoot it over but since youre my loving spouse that i value before all else ill do it
blogger on the streets
blogger in the sheets
next youll be asking me to show you how to kiss so when you do it with a girl for realsies she wont dump her latte in your hair or get rushed off to reconstructive facial surgery
im not encouraging this omg
wipe the concealer off your nipples before rose finds out what you did with her dr jart water bb cream
its not even your color
what john failed to mention when he linked to my nge theory post is that im right and my vast knowledge of the evangelion universe is attractive and valuable