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jonathanegbert:

prankmeister:

has anyone else seen the movie where 16 year old leonardo dicaprio and remus lupin from harry potter are poets who fuck and try to kill each other a lot. 

dave and i watched it because we noticed a clip where leonardo dicaprio was naked, and it was a solid two hours of discomfort.

awkward i thought it was hot

my boners never been so confused slightly put off but also attracted to leo dicaprio

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davidstrider said: i feel like youre the kind of person thats probably inserted something weird in their body at some point so talk about that

taskforcetwink:

i dont knowv vwhy but i take this as some kind of compliment. i seem like enough of a vweirdo to put things in me. like “yeah this is pretty fucked up but itll get me off, thisll do”, do i just havwe that air to me? thats amazing. thats an achievwement, i vwish my lusus vwere here to see this, hed be proud.

anyvway i put a popsicle in my hoo hah because it vwas the most phallic thing i had on hand, but cold blood mixed vwith icy treats resulted in nothing but pain and terror and the risk of frostbite, so i got like an inch of it in before i started crying and apologising to my junk for being so abusivwe and callous vwith its feelings.

it isnt really that vweird to people vwith vwarm blood, but its probably vweird for a seadvweller to look at something made of actual fucking ice and think, yeah, this is a good idea. theres no vway this is a turn off. the risk of frostbite makes my dick so hard.

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Anonymous said: 60 to 65 ; D

ohhhhhhhhh boy

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

ive never dated anyone significantly older than me or younger than me 

im def not a cradlerobber in any way like everyone ive dated has been within a year of me

and then i guess in the realm of hypotheticalia im not really bothered by dating people older than me as long as the age gap doesnt exceed 20 years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

uhhh usually whether they seem like an asshole or not  (i have a douchebag detector sort of like a metal detector thing that i wave over people and see if it beeps or not) and then i go from there

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

sex 

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fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

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jonathanegbert said: i'm gonna fuck you like the broncos fucked the first play of the game.

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john should hurry up and turn 18 so he can send me dik pix again

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chokedbby:

im tired can i sit on ur cock

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the dick physics here are astounding

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